Welcome from the SCHWANG MAN to the home of the SCHWANG. The concept of the SCHWANG orgionally came from that all time famous movie Wayne's World, where Wayne and Bart are talking about a movie actress I forget who. Anyway they gave her a big SCHWANG.

Now for the rating scale. I'm working on a good SCHWANG�MAN�METER to do the rating, taking the idea from all men's favorite magazine Hustler. To better understand the ratings, please go to the SCHWANG MAN's Rating Page.

Everybody has their favorite FEMALE they dream about being with. Be she an actress, singer, dancer or just the girl down the street, we all have one we fantacise about. For me there are many, so many I can't decide which one to put on the main page. So I settled with Cameron Diaz. This isn't the best picture...but it was the only picture I could find so far on the net. If you find others of her that are much more flattering to her send it to me.

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The next one I was trying to decide on was Miss ZORRO herself Catherine Zeta Jones. I was sure dissapointed when her hair came down in front of her when her straps were cut by Zorro, wern't you. Again, if you have or come across any more of this lovely send them to me.

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And finally the other qualifier for the utlimate SCHWANG is Jennifer Lopez. The only movie I recall seeing her in was Selina. Did she fill out those outfits or what. What other movies has she been in? I give her two bonners SCHWANG MAN Meter.

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Email me the SCHWANG MAN with any and all photos of the girl or girls of your wet dreams and I will include them on this site.

�I would also like to hear from all you bonner heads out there (you know who you are...there is a True SCHWANG MAN in each and every male). Let me know what u think of my ratings...weather I rate them too high or too low. The old SCHWANG MAN is very seldom wrong...but then again...I do let the wrong head do the judging for me.

Other pictures of beautiful creatures selected by the SCHWANG MAN

Some animation I found on the net.

Care to see other animation I have collected? Follow this link.