The SCHWANG MAN FULL BONNER. This is the all and mighty rating from the SCHWANG MAN. This babe must be a for real dick raising bonner. Their are many of these lovely ladies out there but this distiniction is saved for the best of the best bonner's.

The ThreeQuarter SCHWANG MAN BONNER . Just one step down from the Ultimate SCHWANG...this rating is just as good. Like I said above ...not every babe gets a rating of the full SCHWANG MAN BONNER.

The SCHWANG MAN'S ONE HALF BONNER . This is the average walking female's rating. This rating is automatic as long as the bitch is not a dog (bow...bow...).

The SCHWANG MAN'S ONE QUARTER BONNER. This is just one step short of being mandiated by law to wear a bag over your face. The joke of she was so ugly as a child, dad had to tie a bone around her neck for even the dog to like her. This rating is what keeps all these make-up companies in businness.

And last in the ratings is the SCHWANG MAN's Rating of TOTAL DEFLATED...Congress just passed a law requiring death before it multiplies......Let us pray there are not many of you out there. Just in case I do keep a large supply of paper bags for those emergencies.